If ONE more person tells me...

"BugEyedBimmer - back in the Saddle Dakota Leather" (bugeyedacura) 09/12/2014 at 14:43 • Filed to: None

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to not eat Caesar salad because it's not "healthy enough" then I'm going back to eating exclusively chicken, greasy burgers, and Taco Bell. I'm trying but I'm on my last nerve with this shit.

yamahog > BugEyedBimmer - back in the Saddle Dakota Leather 09/12/2014 at 14:45

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Hey, haven't you heard not to eat Caesar salads? They're not healthy enough.

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thebigbossyboss > BugEyedBimmer - back in the Saddle Dakota Leather 09/12/2014 at 14:45

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I would trade my problems for your problems bro.

For Sweden > yamahog 09/12/2014 at 14:46

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Bytemite > BugEyedBimmer - back in the Saddle Dakota Leather 09/12/2014 at 14:47

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This diet thing? You're doing it wrong.

A caesar salad with a bunch of absolutely useless filler iceberg, romaine lettuce and croutons drenched in fatty dressing isn't healthy. You're just starving yourself while eating the same amount of fat and carbs with less protein.

Alfalfa > BugEyedBimmer - back in the Saddle Dakota Leather 09/12/2014 at 14:47

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RazoE > BugEyedBimmer - back in the Saddle Dakota Leather 09/12/2014 at 14:48

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minus the dressing it is healthy.

Scary__goongala! > BugEyedBimmer - back in the Saddle Dakota Leather 09/12/2014 at 14:49

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Caesar Salad is my favorite kind of salad.

thebigbossyboss > For Sweden 09/12/2014 at 14:49

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macanamera > BugEyedBimmer - back in the Saddle Dakota Leather 09/12/2014 at 14:49

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Listen don't eat Caesar salads. They aren't healthy.

dogisbadob > BugEyedBimmer - back in the Saddle Dakota Leather 09/12/2014 at 14:50

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WHAT? People are hating on Caesar Salad? Fuck them :p

Jordaneer, The Mountaineer Man > BugEyedBimmer - back in the Saddle Dakota Leather 09/12/2014 at 14:51

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CEASAR SALAD IS SO UNHEALTHY, TACOS FROM TACO BELL ARE BETTER FOR YOU THAN CEASAR SALAD!!!!!!!

yamahog > Bytemite 09/12/2014 at 14:53

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Fat isn't the devil, but the calories and carbs aren't doing any favors. Throw some chicken on there, go easy on the dressing, and it's not the worst thing you can order at a bar while everyone else is having delicious burgers and fried cheese and beer.

extraspecialbitter > BugEyedBimmer - back in the Saddle Dakota Leather 09/12/2014 at 14:54

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Speaking of Taco Bell, what I like to do is break open a cheesy gordita crunch and take out all that bullshit ground beef inside of it. Then I get some boneless KFC chicken, tear that shit up, and stuff it into the gordita while screaming "BITCH! YOU GON B DELICIOUS."

Now, back to my kale...

CalzoneGolem > BugEyedBimmer - back in the Saddle Dakota Leather 09/12/2014 at 14:56

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Contains fish = Healthy

macanamera > yamahog 09/12/2014 at 14:56

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Fried cheese and beer mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

Anon > For Sweden 09/12/2014 at 15:09

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BaconSandwich is tasty. > CalzoneGolem 09/12/2014 at 15:35

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Contains fish inside a deep fried coat = delicious.

Chuck 2(O=[][]=O)2 > BugEyedBimmer - back in the Saddle Dakota Leather 09/12/2014 at 15:53

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Tell em' the fuck off. But, if you would like to make a Caesar salad slightly healthier, pour some milk and lemon juice in the bottle, shake, and repeat until you like the consistency and taste. You could also add some hot sauce, or really anything. Just my opinion though. I like the dressing a little more wet. But ya, don't put up with that shit. In fact, grill up a porterhouse and put it on top of the salad.

CalzoneGolem > BaconSandwich is tasty. 09/12/2014 at 15:56

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Truth.

67mgb > BugEyedBimmer - back in the Saddle Dakota Leather 09/12/2014 at 16:56

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Like that guy said," I'm going to eat a Porterhouse and a New York Strip while I drink whiskey and finish with a cigar because I'm a free American.".

BugEyedBimmer - back in the Saddle Dakota Leather > thebigbossyboss 09/12/2014 at 19:12

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Whats going on?

thebigbossyboss > BugEyedBimmer - back in the Saddle Dakota Leather 09/12/2014 at 19:20

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Although this is not the only problem I am facing, it is definitely one of the problems.

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BugEyedBimmer - back in the Saddle Dakota Leather > thebigbossyboss 09/12/2014 at 20:51

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I'm sorry to hear that bud. Anything I can do to help?

thebigbossyboss > BugEyedBimmer - back in the Saddle Dakota Leather 09/12/2014 at 21:26

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Just keep me in your prayers bud.

BugEyedBimmer - back in the Saddle Dakota Leather > thebigbossyboss 09/12/2014 at 22:25

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Will do, brother.

bob and john > BugEyedBimmer - back in the Saddle Dakota Leather 09/13/2014 at 21:10

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I thought they were healthy though....huh